"DEAR MR
ARCHIMEDES..."
the first historic health and safety loo book

About the book

Well, it's Not a Book

This isn’t a book in the accepted sense. It’s a collection of fictitious, humorous letters.

it is 60 LETTERS

There are 60 letters in all, concerning a variety of actual or imaginary events.

about ACTUAL (OR IMAGINARY) EVENTS

Where actual, each has been researched as far as possible to achieve a degree of authenticity.

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MEET THE AUTHOR – SIMON WEBBER

Simon attended Colfe Grammar School in South London. On leaving school, with the help of his mother who ran a process engraving business, Simon obtained a position at a west end advertising agency.

After working there and for several other agencies for several years, he and a close friend set up their own agency in Kensington, which prospered. Simon eventually sold out and retired to enable him to concentrate on his writing.

Sample pages

Invention of the 'breast support'
Vlad the impaler and Christmas

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  • "How anyone could have created such a quality and variey of humour around the subject of health and safety I don't know, but Simon Webber has done it."

    Karina HayklanProfessional Author

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